The BlackHammer CyberPunk Project

Cloned Humour
a companion to our Cloning Technology article

  • If Johnny SilverHand clones himself and performs a duet, wouldn't that pretty much make the next orbital rock strike something we can all look forward to?

  • If we cloned Sherri Glass, would the clone be flat chested? I bet it would.

  • Are the Pope and his clone both infallible? What if they disagree on something?

  • Could you clone Saburo Arasaka, or would it have to be living tissue?

  • If Henry IV were cloned would he be Henry V or Henry IV Jr. or, wait... Henry IV Part II?

  • If the Red Chrome Legion start cloning themselves, how will the rest of us find out?

  • If you cloned a prehistoric monster that destroyed Tokyo, wouldn't that be like playing Godzilla?

  • Would it work if I binged and my clone purged?

  • If Michael Jackson were cloned, is it against the law for him to play with himself as a child?

  • Do clones taste like chicken kibble?

  • Would cloning cheapen and demean those penthouse 'twins' pictorials?

  • Would there be a market for genetic "factory seconds" and "irregulars"?

  • Should we clone the CyberGenners so there will be enough of them working to support Social Security when I retire? (Yes.)

  • Would it be ethical to dig up the remains of our founding fathers, create clones from the bone cells, and place them in a theme park called "Clonial Williamsburg"?

  • Is it true that if you clone yourself four times, one will be a Nomad?

  • If my clone had a sex change operation could I legally marry her? After all, she'd have an irresistible dry wit.

  • Would we want to keep a few ugly people around just, you know, to have a few laughs?

  • If we cloned Morgan BlackHand, would they both be unstoppable combat gods? What if they met on opposite sides of a fight?

  • Could they clone Al Gore or would he have to be grafted?

  • If cloning becomes readily available, will the bottom drop out of the market for voluntary organ donors? How am I supposed to pay my bills?

  • Some people might keep a clone of themselves in deep freeze for organ transplants. How many Boris Yeltsins would be needed for an adequate supply of livers?

  • So, say I secretly cloned Saburo Arasaka and raised him to trust me utterly and then killed Saburo Arasaka and replaced him with the clone and then had the clone make me his sole beneficiary and then I killed the clone. Would it be wrong to do this to Saburo?

Original Jokes sent by CarrotLove
Edited for CP2020 by Hound and Denise