A cheap metal grenade-like ball; you open a small panel and insert a 12. gauge shotgun shell inside, twist a little safety pin off and throw… when it hits a solid object it detonates the shell. Hits like the shell type, as if fired at that range.
Retails at about 10-14 eb, shell separate.
Mr haha naughty dog
A plastic fake "doggy doo". When armed it contains a pressure sensitive paintball round that explodes when stepped on (radius 1/2 mtr)
many colours. 10 eb. paintball separate.
Mr haha grumble tummy:
A small envelope of 3 pills. When one is dissolved in food or flavoured drinks they induce stomach cramps. Undisguised and easily detected by equipment. sugary taste.
5 eb.
Mr haha lucky clown:
A small box with a jack in the box clown inside. after a tune ends the clowns leaps out of the box firing a little toy gun; the toy gun is as loud as a starters pistol and fires as many as 20 paper caps on a roll.
Unreuseable. 20 eb. Keep dry.
Mr haha ant feet:
A set of two small (15x10cm) ceramic plates covered on one side with small spikes. will penetrate soft shoes.
Nonmetalic. 5 eb.
Mr haha tattleman:
A small adhesive covered speaker that will repeat a recorded message up to 50 times whenever movement is detected within 2 metres.
Nonrechargeable. 5 eb.
Mr haha damsel bomb:
A palm sized rubber ball. When activated it will mimic a woman's scream of distress, horror movie style. lasts for 5 minutes.
No off switch. 8 eb. Fairly loud. very resistant.
Mr haha nappy gun:
A transparent water pistol, however this one carries a special chemical that reacts with sweat or water to produce a smell like faeces. Will last till washed off. Also sold in a small squirt pack.
Enough for five applications. 12 eb. range 5 metres.
Mr haha battle robo set:
A set of two wind-up style toy robots and two handsets; each robot has a MA of 5 and a sdp of 5, holds two 5mm pistol rounds as well as a toy sword that does 1 point of damage.
Will operate up to 20 minutes before recharging.
The bullets do 1d6 points of damage to 3 metres and take 2 minutes to load.
Very popular and collectable, some deluxe sets have more sdp or better weapons.
Prices start at 150 eb where approved.
Use the TECH stat for skill checks. Two option slots.
Better Sword option (2 pts dmg. +10 eb per robot)
Better Speed option (+1 MA. +15 eb per robot)
Better toughness option (+2 SDP. +10 eb per robot)
Armour option (SP1 for 20 eb, SP2 for 50 eb and two slots
Mr haha Water geyser mine
Flat plastic disc that discharges one litre of water or other Liquid when stepped on.
leak-proof inert plastic. Black. 12 eb.
Mr haha angry boss pen
When this quality pen is "clicked" out it transmits a low frequency sound that induces headaches and disturbs pets.
30-50 eb, 5 eb for extra battery. Bug detectors will find it.
Mr haha clumsy walker
A small ceramic mine that fires a 9mm shell into whatever happens to place more than 50 kilograms of pressure on it. The shell must be inserted by the buyer.
2d6 dmg. 20 eb.
Mr haha cloudy day in a can
When this aerosol is applied to solar cell panels it prevents them from collecting more than a tiny charge 'til our clear patented liquid is washed off by rain or water.
16 eb. Three applications a can, one application per standard panel.
Mr haha smoky volcano
A small plastic lid that when stepped on releases a gas that sets off smoke detectors. lingers in air for 2 minutes.
6 eb. Smells like cigarette smoke. non toxic.
Mr haha hiding bandit trick
A box of ten small waterproof capsules that explode with the loudness of a starters pistol when squeezed.
10 eb. Great joke.
Mr haha ant feet:
Mr haha Water geyser mine
Mr haha cloudy day in a can
