Ever get bored of playing Black Op after Black Op? If so, it's time to shoot your GM! But in the meantime, spice up your life by having a bit of fun! Here are some things you could be doing instead of obsessively field-stripping your guns and looking for a new job...

Set fire to animals Post boxes of sewer rats to people you hate Sleep Steal cars and crash them in interesting places Learn to swim Bake a cake Write your biography Cut up Newspaper headlines and write threatening messages with the letters Dance Dance on tables Dance on tables for money Dance on other peoples tables when they're eating Make your own still Copy software Write software Throw bricks through windows Throw bricks through Windows 2020 Take up Freeway sniping Drop dead comrades from Freeway bridges Drop live enemies (or by-passers) from Freeway bridges Give someone a Viking Burial Grow flowers Knit your own clothes Brick peoples doors up when they're asleep Erase people's tax records at random Pick peoples pockets in the street - try and get home before they do. Pay someone's taxes for them Give kids free guns (cheap plastics will do) Buy flavoured milk style drinks Build your own Frankensteins Monster Set someone's feet in concrete Deface public property Erect statues to people in public parks Dress as Cops and fight crime Dress as Cops and arrest people for the hell of it Take up Urban Golf (from Highrise Rooftops) Shot-putt on Crowded streets Call your parents Call your friends Call your friends in the middle of the night and hang up without saying anything Record your own movie Record your own porn movies Make grown men cry Have T-Shirts printed with cool Slogans about the other players - sell them Stage your own Art Gallery opening Buy real estate Buy advertising space on Blimps or Billboards - Advertise yourself or others Choose a random victim and make them famous - Plaster their face across the city Steal the Cops 'Missing persons' file - anonymously claim you killed them all Paint in oils Ice-Sculpt Make electro-kinetic art sculptures that double as war-machines Chip Pharmaceuticals at 1 and make drugs in your kitchen (Just DON'T take them) Buy power tools Try and get on Gladiators Stalk a Superstar Start your own fan club Invent your own personal postal / Zip code - have a hacker set it up for you Make your own flamethrower Learn to tango Send someone Flowers Write a Str 10 icebreaker and give it away to Weeflerunners Tile your bathroom Lift weights Lift weights with only your piercings Freeclimb buildings Collect barbed wire Tell jokes Steal medical records - and then do tissue-matched 'Organ donations to order' Sleep with your guns Sleep with your Cyberpet Punch your neighbour Sleep with your best friends Sig-other and then everything gets very complicated Ride elevators and talk to your self Blame it on a Software glitch and tap your head knowingly Stage free concerts Cut peoples cable - shoot off TV aerials - jam radio. Start a band Start your own pirate radio station Wear comfortable bunny slippers Help the elderly Teach kids to kill with their bare hands Clean the streets - and then shoot litterers. Start your own health club or Dojo in a warehouse Throw BIG parties Fix payphones to give free calls Fix payphones to only call one number whatever they dial Shave off all your body hair Leave change in payphones Leave needles and booby traps in payphones Make a compressed air cannon and shoot random stuff across the city Mail 10 random people and ask for something they no longer need Post your used weapons to random people Meet someone on the bus- print them and Steal their fingerprints Watch LOTS of TV Appear on TV gameshows with your wired reflexes - but give the wrong answers Stun people and give them tattoos to practice your tattooing skill Stun people and give them heart bypass surgery to practice your Medtech skill Publish your own fanzine Booby trap your home Gamble away your money Print stickers Dig big holes on open ground Dress up as workmen and dig up the road Block traffic with Stolen cars Conduct a Reign of terror Write your own conspiracy theory or Religion - spread it to all who'll listen